One of my colleagues keeps a file called, "Funny," in her drawer. She has various motions and letters which we all find humorous. One such filing involved the charge of Resisting a Public Officer. The warrant stated as follows:
"The defendant named above unlawfully and willfully did resist, delay, and obstruct [City Police Officers], BY REFUSING TO REMOVE A BAGGY OF COCAINE THAT WAS PARTIALLY LODGED INSIDE THE DEFENDANT'S ANAL CAVITY, AND THEN FURTHER PUSHING THE COCAINE UP HIS ANUS. At the time, the officer was discharging and attempting to discharge a duty of his office, INVESTIGATING POSSIBLE CONCEALMENT OF AN ILLEGAL NARCOTIC."
That's just too funny.
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